Shmeat

When your penis is the size of a baby’s.

Damn, Thorgon has shmeat.

by Crackbaby75 November 25, 2018

Shmear

White, spreadable goodness that is often used for anything.

"You've got some shmear on your shirt!"

"I'm gonna go home and shmear on some totapudi..."

"Hey! You shmeared all over my bed!"

by Totapudi October 20, 2008

Shaeffer

When one becomes erect while taking it in the rear.

When Matt put it in James, James pulled a Shaeffer.

by asdferffefd October 9, 2008

shmeag

a cigarette, or the act of smoking a cigarette

yo dog, you got shmeags?
sup, lets go shmeag.
damn, i need to go get some shmeags.
what u do last night?-just sat around, shmeaged

by Jordandg January 6, 2008

shmea

another way to say nah. to reject a person and let them no they are wrong

u think mike piazza is straight....shmeaaa

by machi greens April 5, 2004

Shmeal

This word refers to marijuana; the herbal drug that is usually smoked.

As a noun- Ben always has good Shmeal to smoke.

As a verb- Ben and Jake Shmealed before practice yesterday.

by Rolfes21 December 13, 2010

Shamefully accomplished

When you attempt something stupid and pointless you learned from things like friends,internet,or TV but succeed in your attempt leaving you ashamed but accomplished because your life has no meaning

(A) i just did a upper decker in my gfs bathroom

(B) man aren't you just shamefully accomplished

(C) why is my toilet water brown and smell like shit

(B) congratulation you have now officially experienced the feeling of shameful accomplishment

by PhoenixandNova June 28, 2010