shlurp

1.) this means i love you bitch text me back more because i miss you.💜💜.

"shlurp🥺."

by shlurp. July 1, 2020

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shlube

the viscous dark brown liquid created when a guy has anal sex with his girlfriend and uses way too much lubricant. the combined use of too much lubricant, combined with the turbidity of having anal sex acts to churn up unpassed fecal material and blend it with lubricant, creating shlube, which has the unholy combination of being greasy and poopy.

Dude, she wanted me to use half the bottle of KY, but the last time I did that, her room smelled like shlube for a month.

by caption boy April 8, 2008

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shlum

The act of doing a bad/sucky job.
In other words; failure, messing up, forgetful ect.

"Why you Shlum?"
"Remember, don't shlum tonight man."
"Don't be shlum."

by Nic M. January 10, 2008

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shlut

a shlut is a girl who flirts with a guy and gives him the wrong idea just so she can shut him down when he tries to make his move... for ultimate pwnage

Martha Stewart totally Shlut that guy down, shes so shlutty

by Ray Comfort March 4, 2009

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Shlute

Shlute: a person who is indeed extremely annoying, Inappropriate, not wanted and is almost mostly contributed to the fact that said person has an extremely small crotchle area and most likely would almost be thought of as a woman because of the gayish behavior.

Dude he is the biggest Shlute I know, he never shuts up.

What a Shlute, rumor is he wouldn't shut up to her during sex, and she also said she could barley tell if it was in.

by JoBob12345678910 January 16, 2011

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