brown slinky

when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there

"im shitting at work"
"is it just hanging out of your ass rn"
"brown slinky"

by cunt7654565456543456 July 30, 2022

Stinky Slinky

When you put it where it stinks, pull it out and slap your old lady in the face with it

I gave the old lady a Stinky Slinky

by Mak19993 January 15, 2023

Greasy Slinky

After you, and your buddy are finished double teaming a female from both ends (and thus have "greased her up" from both said ends), you throw her down the stairs. If done right she will look like a slinky going down the stairs.

Dude, that chic from last night really wanted to have breakfast together. I told her I got a better idea: I called Aaron over and we did a greasy slinky on her, then closed the door behind us big bro high five.

by Al Texass April 25, 2023

spring slinky

slinky. (plural: spring slinkies)

"I have got a spring slinky in the Robinson mall."

by hydorus shui October 2, 2023

Wet Splinky

The art of smoking a perfect Zen Blend joint while sitting in the hot tub under the stars with gooey Lewy. The wet splinky is one of the highest forms of maximum pleasure and happiness while in the vibration of the Zen Garden

Never forget the importance of the wet splinky while sitting on the hot tub

by The Sweet Dragon April 15, 2024

Pink Slinky

It has happened that an extremely prolapsed rectum (pink sock) can slip out and get tangled in a bicycle sprocket or other machinery, resulting in the unraveling, then coiling of one's intestines, giving one a PINK SLINKY.

Thomas had himself quite the fabulous Pink Slinky. His go to party trick was to yank down his trousers, release the coiled Pink Slinky, whereupon he would bounce around the room like Tigger the tiger.

by Red monster boy November 10, 2024

Sudanese Slinky

When a man pulls on his dick until it resembles that of a old and heavily used Slinky.

Damn Nick, your dick looks like a Sudanese Slinky from all of the repetitive jelqing.

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024