shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read while you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joey D. August 12, 2005

Shiver leak

Having a brief shudder or shiver while you're taking a piss.

Damn I keep getting those shiver leaks in the morning

by leakguy December 9, 2008

Shigar

The sight of your dog carrying a turd in their mouth as if it's a cigar.

Usually it is not their own though.

"Drop that shigar!"

by serkay April 6, 2010

Shiterer

A word used to define an item that is usually shite, but on one particular occasion is more shite than usual, developed and first used by x00xEMMAx00x and Tyrannical_Hobo on Twitter on 17/10/2012

My god the live episode of Emmerdale was shiterer than usual.

by Tyrannical Hobo October 17, 2012

Shiner

Originally, a shiner was somebody who either has an extra chromosome or is severely autistic.
Nowadays, the term shiner is just a way of calling someone stupid.

"Hey look! Johnny just got 13% on his math test. What a shiner!"

by Aggitated-Kitty March 1, 2020

shiteroo

Exclamation of surprise, usually made after a discovery or revelation.

"Shiteroo, I knew I should have voted for Gore."

by The Dawg October 30, 2004

Shierk

v. 1. to cast off, 2. to shun, 3. to shy away from, 4. to repress, deny, or hide from

He went off and became a monk." "Really?" "Yeah, I think he's just trying to shierk life.

by Redhawk222 July 11, 2010