Closed Fist Shitting

A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit

Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!

by Flore_M September 22, 2021

Are you shitting my dick

Are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick right now

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

are you shitting me

it basically means are you serious

Megan had sex with Sarah's boyfriend?are you shitting me .

by that bxtch April 17, 2009

Sheating

Eating while taking a shit.

I love sheating, infact, last night I ate half a pizza while taking a crap.

by DJIVB February 2, 2012

sheaing it

v. 1.The action of not doing work and still getting graded well.
2. The action of making fun of all games other than the one game that the "shea-er" plays.

Dude, the kid's sheaing it- he hasn't done any work in the entire semester and still has a B average.

by DT_21 June 20, 2003

Shitting An Axe

having a bitch fit that cannot be measured by anything other than putting the words shit and axe right next to each other in a progressive tense

ms. aman was shitting an axe all over patricks face when he was late to the last rehearsal

by //ReiXgh// February 25, 2010

Shifting and Drifting

The practice of moving between relationships at an ungodly pace.

All of those first years are "Shifting and Drifting"

by JackMack95 August 2, 2012