Shanta

Shanta - the act or acts of taking feces of any species, but the impression is that whomever is going to play Shanta Clause that evening, is the one who’s feces is gift wrapped. Ideal opportunity to pull this off would be, the next time you know someone throwing a house party, you show up with party favors, beers, food, etc! Now I find it best to be prepared before any action starts because it’s possible that you might have to abandon the mission if things go awry. You want to wrap the Shanta in wax paper and begin manipulating it to look like a frozen beef patty or a piece of chicken, when finished begin wrapping the Shanta in tin foil, this is the best disguise ever! A few creases in the right spots and it looks like it was meant to be there. It’s time for your move, the Shanta is cupped in your hand and out of site, you make your move to get another beer and ask if anyone else needs one and while all this is going on, you gracefully slip in the Shanta Burger amongst the rest of the frozen products. Now it’s, your guess is as good as mine and just a matter of hanging out and see what happens each day! Because unless there’s a plan to grill burgers, they probably won’t be thawing anything out. It’s unfortunate that Shanta Clause doesn’t always get to see the reactions because you just never know when it could happen! Nothing puts a hamper on your day like finding a Shanta in with your cookout cornucopia! Or better yet, your Christmas stocking.
Enjoy

Man we went over to the Meyer’s house last night for a party and it was out of control, all the alcohol that WE bought for this, has either been pounded or stolen! I’ve got an idea, these are Meyer’s douchebag friends right, they want to be disrespectful and take advantage of our kindness, well I believe Christmas is coming early this summer boys, and I have a feeling Shanta Clause is going to be a very busy!

by DextroPhet September 6, 2019

Shantel

She a bitch that ugly as hell cant do shit

Hey you seen shantel

Person: you mean the useless one?

by Retardsed November 17, 2019

tam o'shanter

Rhyming slang for 'banter'.

"I cancelled the next date. His Tam O'Shanter was just awful..."

by moosh87 January 3, 2008

Shantel

A ratchet annoying hoe Bitch who everyone hates. Wherever she goes she either brings disgust or drama

Yo Shantel is always starting drama
I know bro

by Thanos suckssss June 3, 2018

Shantel

She is a bitch and only cares about herself and she is attention seeking and desperate to get a boyfriend

Stay away from shantel if you go near...you will regret

by Kylie fresher September 19, 2018

Shantarooni

1) One who feels compelled to spout out catch phrases every one or two minues
2) One who lies compulsively

-"Hey dude, are you coming to the party tonight?"
-"I'm playing it by the hour."
-"What the fuck? That was very shantarooni of you."
-"Oh, sorry."
or
-"Hey, you promise to play football and take us to the movies later?"
-"Dude, of course guys, you're my BROTHERS! And we stick together right?"
...3 Hours Later...
-"Yo, you promised man! Don't pull another Shantarooni!"
-"I'm playing it by the hour."

by Mo March 24, 2004

Shantastic

Doing something which you are not qualified to do. Such as develop websites.

"Hey, this site doesn't work. Whoever wrote it did a Shantastic job. Idiots"

by YourFriends December 25, 2008