Shaft Masher

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.

Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019

ho shaft

The fleshy space between a girls' tits when she's wearing a low cut dress open down to her navel.

Amy Adams' ho shaft was nominated for best supporting actress in American Hustle.

by El Jenna December 25, 2013

Shaft spacer

The flesh of a woman's taint separating two penises during an act of double penetration.

"Damn I thought that girls Shaft Spacer was going to split last night. "

"OMG that shaft spacer was stretched to the max bro"

by FannyMan76 March 30, 2022

Elevator Shaft

To publicly obliterate the credibility, validity, or integrity of a person, place, object, organization, or idea to such an extent that the victim experiences a level of degradation greater than or equal to the amount of humiliation commonly experienced when tumbling down an elevator shaft.

"Did you see that huge piece of toilet paper stuck to the boss's shoe during the meeting last night?"

"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."

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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"

"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"

by SlangSultan November 16, 2011

nut shaft

A weiner. its what ur mom sucks on

blake has a small nut shaft.

by Jamal Sanders October 3, 2005

shifty shafts

A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.

Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.

by Quirble May 24, 2018

Drive shaft

guy masturbating while driving...done intentionally to get caught by other motorists.

Ex 1: I was driving down the highway and was being paced by another car. You glance over and find out he was playing with his drive shaft going down the highway.

by Mortified Driver October 4, 2012