Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

by will bitten March 6, 2017

Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

by will bitten December 18, 2016

Shona

Shona is a Gaelic name meaning happy lucky and fortunate in Irish. In Scottish it means “god is gracious” or “gods gracious gift”. This name is used in the Irish saying “Nollaig Shona” which means “Happy Christmas”. It’s also a Hebrew name meaning “grace of god” with the spiritual meaning “eye witness”. Shona is also a Yiddish name meaning “beautiful” and it also means “red” in different cultures. There are many different spellings and variations of the name, it’s used in many different languages and cultures around the world. Shona is also the name of a tribe in Zimbabwe and the name of an African language.

Irish: Nollaig Shona.

English: I really like the girls name Shona.

by Thatgiftedginger March 31, 2021

Shirtpipe

When you walk out of the shower wearing only a t-shirt and you get a massive erection.

I was just about to go to work but my boyfriend left the shower with a massive shirtpipe. Let's just say I was late for work that day.

by Loril November 19, 2021

Shadowdobegaydow

Shadowdobegaydow - Shadow being shadow

Shadowdobegaydow - Shadow do be gay dow

by shadowdobegaydow April 12, 2021

Tittie Shirt

A shirt made of spandex or lycra much like an Under Armor shirt that a man with titties would wear for support and the appearance of a muscular chest.

Carl developed bitch tit after he stopped juicing up and working out at the gym. He needed a Tittie Shirt to make it look like he still had pecs. Sad Fuck!!!

by will bitten September 19, 2017

shawnae

An amazing girl who’s smart and beautiful. She sings like an angel and usually has black hair and light skin. Shawnae is not someone to mess with because she will take you down. Shawnae is an amazing and loyal friend who will never stop having your back.

Girl 1: She’s so pretty and she sings so beautifully

Girl 2: She looks like a Shawnae

by hdksxj ;) February 27, 2018