Christian Minecraft Server

A place where you can not swear or say heck or else you will get a belt whoopin

One day on Johnny’s Christian Minecraft Server
Billy: “What the heck is that?”
Johnny: “NO CUSSING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!” *Pulls out the belt*

Christian Minecraft Server by Big Ol' Boy April 16, 2019

Furcadia's servers 

(syn) Unstable, unreliable

Wow, he's as useless as Furcadia's servers.

Furcadia's servers by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Serve 

To deliver a swift and decisive round of ass whoopin.

Go Serve that motherfucker, he's talkin some serious cracker shit.

Serve by Slob September 22, 2003

First Come First Serve 

First-come, first-served (FCFS) – sometimes first-in, first-served and first-come, first choice – whereby the requests of customers or clients are attended to in the order that they arrived, without other biases or preferences.

There's some nice cake over there, first come first serve!

First Come First Serve by KRizzle March 7, 2015

Sereduce 

To seduce via serenation. Usually done with an acoustic guitar. Sometimes with mandolin, ukelele, or even piano. Usually something portable and light, but not always. The instrument must, I emphasize MUST be sexy for the seredution to work. Acoustic guitar works because of the womanly curves of the body, and the way the male player drags his fingers across the g-string. As well as various other inexplicable factors that woman find appealing about guitar players.

Example 1:

Paul - Merr. I think I'll go sereduce those hot broads over there by that there campfire thing. I'm gonna play In Your Atmosphere - John Mayer.

Tom - Good luck with that...

Example 2:

Shelby - Oh, Tom! You're soo much better than Paul at sereducing.

Tom (to Paul) - She wants me.

Paul - (moping)

Sereduce by Guitom February 8, 2009

Server Crash 

What happens when too many people try to access a website (particularly the Australian ticketing website, Moshtix), forcing the system to 'crash'.

girl: hey! did you get Splendour in the Grass tickets?

boy: Nooo! i got booted off Moshtix a thousand time's 'cause the server kept crashing! I hope it rains all weekend! (system caused a Server Crash)

Server Crash by wasteofmyday May 6, 2010

serventbate 

Instead of being the master, & masturbatating on your own, you have someone else do it for you..

Horny person: Honey, can you serventbate my genitals? We can take turns??

Other person watching tv: Well, alright, theres nothing else on tv.

(used person instead of gender & genitals instead or dick/vagina, cause this applies to all relationships:)

serventbate by dude, wheres your car? July 7, 2010