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Dirty Maria Sanchez

a.) When a woman masturbates during overt menstruation (during her period), then wipes the remnants (consisting of blood and other female fluids) on her partners upper lip.

b.) A female inserts her fingers into her vagina during overt menstruation, then wipes the blood on her partners upper lip.
Did you hear... Jessica gave John a Dirty Maria Sanchez!
by aleiro May 9, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez

NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused.
The man's index finger was smelly after administering a dirty sanchez.
by UnclePete123 April 12, 2006
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PCJ 600, 900, Police Bike, Bicycle, Chopper and Sanchez are the motorbikes in gta.
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blond sanchez

The act of fingering a vagina and then wiping the vaginal fluid across the upper lip of the fingeree or any unsuspecting individual.
I fingered this chick in the bathroom, walked out and gave my friend an blond sanchez.
by snacko1 October 9, 2008
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Sancho

A man who has a continuing sexual relationship with a usually married woman who is not his wife and from whom he generally receives material support which comes from her clueless husband.
-see, pimp, man-whore, or jigglow
...and she said, "once my husband leaves to work, I'm calling Sancho. He knows how to fu-k."
-quote taken from the #1 selling book, "Sancho Is The Father Of My Kids"
by Alex January 15, 2004
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Wooser Sanchez

Wooser Sanchez - The Guy in your school with the hat , big headphones, glasses, and wears the same stuff every day. One of the dudes everyone seems to know.
Oh, Wooser Sanchez's myspace was updated!
by Wooser Sanchez December 9, 2008
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Filthy Sanchez

1. the sexual act of following anal sex immediately with oral sex, which causes residual fecal matter to coagulate on the recipient's upper lip, resembling a Mexican handlebar moustache

2. Unexplained sexual position taught by South Park character Mr. Garrison to his kindergarten class.
(1) 'Naw, I gave that slut Jessica a Filthy Sanchez, dude, not the other way around!'
(2) 'Ike, do you know what a "Filthy Sanchez" is?'
by 1337 d00d July 13, 2005
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