by mlke June 11, 2006
Get the Secret Biggie mug.During an agile project there is usually a time when the consultants have gone home and it's clear that things are quite as rosey as they'd have you believe that they were to be in the agile seminar that you took. Usually around this time the daily scrum transforms in to scratus. Communication becomes more vague, engineers take a defensive posture whereby they always accomplish something that is important to the project yet the project doesn't get closer to completion. The ultimate tell tale sign of scratus is when the managment is very tense and the engineering team refers to their work by the defect number or feature number rather than the actual feature or defect in English.
Manager: What did you work on yesterday Bill?
Bill: I closed defects 1234,5432, 3212 and 3422. I also worked on feature 1.7 from the requirements.
Manager: Are you blocked?
Bill: No sir.
Manager: Did you update our Rally online agile tracking platform with your progress?
Bill <in nervous voice now>: Yes sir. I do before every scratus, er, I mean scrum.
Manager: When will 1.7 be done?!?
Bill <meekly>: Maybe next week.
Manager: Who's next? We've got a deadline people!
Bill: I closed defects 1234,5432, 3212 and 3422. I also worked on feature 1.7 from the requirements.
Manager: Are you blocked?
Bill: No sir.
Manager: Did you update our Rally online agile tracking platform with your progress?
Bill <in nervous voice now>: Yes sir. I do before every scratus, er, I mean scrum.
Manager: When will 1.7 be done?!?
Bill <meekly>: Maybe next week.
Manager: Who's next? We've got a deadline people!
by A. Hacker August 7, 2006
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Is the favorite sport of all male office employees, when due to the low volume of work, and the work policies on internet use, the only thing they can do is scratch their crouch, more specifically on the balls area.
by X405 June 30, 2008
Get the scratchball mug.A person who tends to cause mischief or disorder wherever he/she may go and/or some one who acts like a little bitch all the time in order to get attention.
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by TedBroChill November 4, 2009
Get the Scrat Wiler mug.1.)those who hide behind the folds of formspring and trash people secretly. 2.) sneaky bitches 3.) a bitch with a plan 4.) a bitch that has no life and needs to insult other to feel better
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by Fantum 309 July 25, 2011
Get the Secret Ninja Knot mug.(verb) 1. The offer of services of a sexual nature toward a work colleague by member of the work secretarial pool;
(verb) 2. The provision of, or assistance with, sexual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.
(verb) 2. The provision of, or assistance with, sexual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.
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Person 2: I think it is just his mates. But hey, did you hear Parkie got some secretarial assistance last night after ten-pin bowling.
Person 2: I think it is just his mates. But hey, did you hear Parkie got some secretarial assistance last night after ten-pin bowling.
by choogil February 12, 2012
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