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Dirty Seagull

The act of applying sand to one's penis, either through the use of glue or some other adhesive, and penetrating another person sexually, either via anal or vaginal intercourse.
After Susan forgot to pick the clothes from the dry cleaner, Martin gave her a Dirty Seagull.
by Stobyoia January 9, 2015
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When youre banging a gurl on the beach and u stick your dick in the sand then stick your sandy dick back in her which then makes he flail her arms and scream like a seagull
"Yo you see that naked girl screaming over there on the beach"
"Yah her boyfriend just gave her the seagull"
by boxer0572 October 15, 2007
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seagulling

to shoot sperm from a height onto a woman
wow!look at that guy.....he just hit that woman in the eye from his third floor bedroom window..........AMAZING!
by Anonymous April 20, 2003
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Flock of Seagulls

When Several of your bros are on the beach and doin" it with they ladies. All at once, they take out they man meat and dip it in the sand. They then re-insert it into the vagina. All the ladies will scream!!!! A Flock OF Seagulls.
Mike and the boys were in the sand dunes doin' it with their girls. They took out their man meat and dipped them into the sand and then re-inserted.......The girls screamed and it sounded like a flock of Seagulls.
by hickster August 21, 2006
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Another name for a lazy nigger. You see, niggers are like seagulls. You give seagulls enough food and other things and they stop working for it and expect people to give it to them.
Wow, look at all those seagulls in the welfare line. Newports must be on sale for a short time only.
by yaavjndfkngdg November 14, 2011
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Flock of Seagulls

Noun

1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.

2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.

3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
"Surgeon Generals Warning: Studies show that too many flock of seagulls could result in permanent hair loss in women."
by billebllunt January 20, 2014
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When a man cums in his hand while shagging his lady from behind,then spits on her back to make her think he came on her.Then he taps her on the back and when she turns her head he shouts BACAAAAW and flings the cum into her face.
by Ornithology October 25, 2007
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