A dude who act like a playa or like he sumthin but really got nothin. A broke guy with no job, no car, no girl..etc
A loser with nothing to offer a woman.
A loser with nothing to offer a woman.
by Boo February 19, 2005
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by stokemoocher October 22, 2015
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Gaming Term: meaning a player who is complete trash, and is not even close to good and never will be.
"That guy is a complete Scrub muffin. He should uninstall."
"Look at these Scrub Muffinz, they are so bad they should just quit life."
"Look at these Scrub Muffinz, they are so bad they should just quit life."
by Tennesee 'Church' Fafard August 18, 2013
Get the scrub muffin mug.The assholes on Kazaa who put shitty ass files on there just so people will download shit from them.
person 1: Man, I gotta get the Points of Authority video.
person 2: I thought you already had it?
person 1: Yeah, but the dildo scrubbers on Kazaa put shitty ass bogus shit on it, so it's always bad quality.
person 2: What faggoty ass biches.
person 2: I thought you already had it?
person 1: Yeah, but the dildo scrubbers on Kazaa put shitty ass bogus shit on it, so it's always bad quality.
person 2: What faggoty ass biches.
by Sonya August 6, 2003
Get the dildo scrubber mug.Screff is a derogatory term for a contemptible person. There is no set of necessary and sufficient conditions which if fulfilled make a person a screff. The only necessary condition is that the person lacks self-awareness: they are unaware that their actions and behaviour make them a screff. Beyond this condition the only way to explain the meaning of screff is to enumerate examples of people who are screffs. In this way certain ‘family resemblences’ among screffs will become apparent (screff is an example of a Wittgensteinian family resemblance concept). Examples of notable screffs are:
Simon Cowell
Boris Johnson
Sir Alan Sugar
Jordan (a.k.a. Katie Price)
Cheryl Cole
Jamie Oliver
Jamiroquai
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond
The adjective Screffy can also be used to describe non-persons such as TV shows, films, music, clothes and activities that are associated with screffs.
Simon Cowell
Boris Johnson
Sir Alan Sugar
Jordan (a.k.a. Katie Price)
Cheryl Cole
Jamie Oliver
Jamiroquai
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond
The adjective Screffy can also be used to describe non-persons such as TV shows, films, music, clothes and activities that are associated with screffs.
by cocky james November 1, 2010
Get the screff mug.A word used to describe a person who is terrible at something. Often the person calling someone else a legit scrub is actually a legit scrub themselves.
Steve "Wow you can only run this obstacle course in 18 seconds, your a legit scrub."
Gary "Wow not only do you care about an obstacle course time but you used the phrase legit scrub. You sir are the legit scrub."
Gary "Wow not only do you care about an obstacle course time but you used the phrase legit scrub. You sir are the legit scrub."
by PotomacThug September 2, 2010
Get the legit scrub mug.When you go to take a crap while experiencing an erection, and the penis head rubs the inside of the toilet bowl.
"Man, I woke up with morning wood, and had to take a shower because I totally scrubbin' bubbles/scrubbin' bubbled"
by Tayrodactyl January 1, 2010
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