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Bachelor of Fake Science

(B.F.S.) A four-year degree that ain't worth shit. You will be making shit money if you are lucky enough to find a job. It's a degree that is categorized under Bachelor of Science (unfortunately).
Here are a few majors that would be categorized under Bachelor of Fake Science: General Studies, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Education, and Fashion Marketing.

On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.
by TheMot2009 October 22, 2012
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science fucktion

science fucktion (sy ents fuk shun) NOUN. A genre of writing that describes advanced technologies and explicit sex acts, usually with aliens, monsters, robots or heavily modified humans.
My favorite science fucktion story is "Transvestite Robot Hookers from Mars." I think it was based on The Bible.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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The Science

An Electro Respiratory Ballistic Optimization smoking device, or an ERBO.
"We smoked from The Science!"

"Man, The Science fucked me up."
by Chris M. Flett February 18, 2008
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NCSSM Science Bowl Team 2010

On May 3rd, 2010, at 11:15:43AM, the NCSSM Science Bowl Team championed the National Science Bowl Tournament at Washington, DC, defeating the defending champions, Mira Loma High School, with a score of 106-52. This moment that went down in history was met with a celebratory uproar in the home school; all NCSSM nerds watching the broadcast hysterically cheered on their fellow nerds in Washington. Facebook was bombarded with congratulatory statuses. The team was composed of Asians and Americans; yes, that's right, there was as much white as yellow and brown. In fact, one white genius on that team answered the majority of the math questions with a rapid accuracy that would traumatize even the bravest Asian opponent. These champions were given a grandiose heroes' welcome home...and faced AP exams before they even dropped their luggage in their dorms.

Due to this great historical event, the term "NCSSM Science Bowl Team 2010" is now congruent to regular day-to-day words like "awesome" or "pwnage." Due to being quite a mouthful, the term was abbreviated for casual use to "Akhil," the name of the captain.
What the heck? You got a 2500 on the SAT?! That's ridiculous! That's so -deep breath- NCSSM Science Bowl Team 2010! -exhale-

Student A: Lalala!
Student B: Why are you so happy?
Student A: Oh, nothing much, I was just on TV in front of the entire nation and won a national tournament with a score more than double my opponent's. You know, the usual.
Student B: ...you are so Akhil.
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scienced

teacher: can someone name me a prime number
idiot: err...21?
teacher: no, you fool, 21 is a product of 7 and 3
student: you've been scienced
by Emily O December 27, 2007
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science project

Derived from the word "projects" which are the broken down slums of cities and towns. Crime, gangs, drugs and poverty run rampant in them.

"Science projects" refer to such neighborhoods with a strong concentration of meth labs and crack houses. Any drug that is cooked/refined instead of just being grown and smoked (weed).

It's a play off of the stereotypical science project we had to do in school. Both are playing with chemicals but one is a group of kids trying to get a decent grade while the other is a bunch of sleazy criminals aiming for some money or a fix.
"Did you see those five sketchy guys outside that broken down house??? I think they're dealers"

"Yeup, this looks like the science projects"
by u_no_imright January 27, 2012
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Maths is not related to science

Always say this to Felix kjellberg (PewDiePie) if u ever meet him personally. This is the formal way to convince pewds that u r his fan and need a hug or selfie.
Tseries fans not accepted.
Me: Hey pewds,"Maths is not related to science !!!!"
Pewds: Oh, the sacred wordzz......
by Darth vader AKJ 69 December 27, 2019
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