Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.
OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.
Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?
OP: Calm down it's just a joke.
Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?
OP: Calm down it's just a joke.
Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
by Shittin' November 13, 2023
Get the Schrodingers Douchebagmug. In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.
New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
by Exoudi December 28, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's initiativemug. A sentiment that asserts that Donald Trump is both an evil genius that wants to take over the world, and a demented confused old man depending on whichever narrative the Left decides is more convenient in the moment.
Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."
by Opa Opa September 30, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Trumpmug. The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's shitmug. having a threesome with 2 ladyboys. You are both gay and straight at the same time since you are fucking 2 halfs a woman and 2 halfs a man.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?
Person 1: Both?
Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?
Person 1: Both?
by Iwritefunnywords December 19, 2024
Get the schrodinger's threesomemug. When you see a potential baddie however she is wearing a facemask or any other accessories that may obscure her full facial features. So without purely seeing what she actually looks like that person is both ugly and a baddie at the same time.
Person 1: Yo that one chick in our class looks kinda hot
Person 2: Yeah but isn't she a Schrodinger's baddie though..?
Person 1: Ah, right I've never seen her face without the facemask
Person 2: Yeah but isn't she a Schrodinger's baddie though..?
Person 1: Ah, right I've never seen her face without the facemask
by John Paul Linguini Fetticini May 29, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's Baddiemug. A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.
"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"
"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."
"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."
by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's Hypocritemug.