(Not to be confused with Schrodinger smut)
In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"
"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"
"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
by Penny Cat August 20, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Smutmug. A joking term in video gaming. Said to someone or to oneself when their shooting accuracy is somehow both deadly accurate and extremely abysmal at random times throughout a game round or session.
"Bro, how are you somehow getting major kill streaks and making some of the worst shots I've ever seen in my life right now?"
"I don't know, man. I have Schrodinger's Aim tonight."
"I don't know, man. I have Schrodinger's Aim tonight."
by Dexen Xeptar November 30, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's Aimmug. If u can see the majority of buttock but can't visually confirm the presence of a panty in a photo, the girl in said photo is simultaneously both naked and not naked below the waist.
John: "Facebook's dumb bot zucc'd me again!"
Jack: "For what?"
John: "Sharing a Schrodinger's nude pic."
Jack: "That sucks, dude."
Jack: "For what?"
John: "Sharing a Schrodinger's nude pic."
Jack: "That sucks, dude."
by PluGuGuu April 19, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's nudemug. Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:
"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"
"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"
Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."
by MinkleMic July 27, 2021
Get the Schrodinger’s slugmug. A statement comprised of the author's genuine beliefs that can be explained as ragebait by the author, defending themselves against critique, depending on the overall reaction to said statement.
Person 1 (Truthfully): The moon landing was completely fabricated!
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.
by Gorbster1 February 23, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Ragebaitmug. The belief that something can only exist if you believe in its existance, therefore, making you the god of all in your existence
by ApocEclipse January 8, 2021
Get the schrodinger's existentialismmug. A vinyl record that has remained unopened or unplayed for an extended period, leaving its actual condition unknown. The record could be pristine, warped, scratched, or otherwise damaged, but the owner avoids opening it out of fear of discovering its true state—preferring to exist in blissful ignorance.
I still haven’t checked out that rare LP I bought in 2015—total schrodinger's vinyl situation over here.
Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.
That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.
That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
by Concerned vinyl collector July 16, 2025
Get the schrodinger's vinylmug.