A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
by ZackAkai July 11, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Wokemug. When someone says something completely out of left field to a stranger, and based on their reaction, decides if it was a test or not.
Schrödinger's Test Guy: *insert offensive or ridiculous thing*
Guy: "What the fuck???"
Schrödinger's Test Guy: That was a test, and you just failed.
Guy: "What the fuck???"
Schrödinger's Test Guy: That was a test, and you just failed.
by beeixzy June 29, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Testmug. A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.
Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”
Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
by Freddie Freaker April 18, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Playermug. The credibility of a google search relies on whether or not it proves a party right or wrong in an argument
Schrödinger's Credibility:
"Google says that I am correct,"
"Well google isn't always right!"
or
"Google says you're right..."
"I told you!"
"Google says that I am correct,"
"Well google isn't always right!"
or
"Google says you're right..."
"I told you!"
by Gerold xd September 25, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Credibilitymug. When an attractive person’s age is unknown but probably 17 or 18, they can be referred to as Schrödinger's 17. This means they’re assumed to be simultaneously underage and of age, and that for the sake of safety one should round down and not flirt with them just to be safe.
Schrödinger's 17 is particularly a problem for seniors in high school and freshman in college because that is the confusing turning point where teens go from being an underaged minor to being a legal adult.
Schrödinger's 17 is particularly a problem for seniors in high school and freshman in college because that is the confusing turning point where teens go from being an underaged minor to being a legal adult.
“Idk man she’s really pretty but I don’t wanna flirt with her until I’m sure she’s old enough. I’m not tryna catch a case.”
“Classic Schrödinger's 17.”
“Classic Schrödinger's 17.”
by Slippery_Penguin467 November 18, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's 17mug. The state of feeling both alive and dead at the same time, sometimes physically, sometimes emotionally.
Like depression.
Like depression.
Margaret: Wow Viktor, you look like absolute dog today!
Viktor: Yeah, I think I've got Schrödinger's Health.
Viktor: Yeah, I think I've got Schrödinger's Health.
by Sybyll_Masters May 15, 2019
Get the Schrödinger's Healthmug. When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.
by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Shatmug.