Having an irregularly itchy dick or cock.
Jane: Why are you itching your genitals so vigorously?
Richard: Sorry bitch, I gots the cock scratch fever.
Richard: Sorry bitch, I gots the cock scratch fever.
by Dick Cock Nugent July 4, 2008
Get the cock scratch fever mug.The name assumed by a fat security guard who thinks that sitting in the gatehouse of a pie factory makes him the most important man in the world. He spends most of his working day reading his newspaper and demanding to see the ID of the only people of lower grade than him - the toilet cleaners.
Stop! Who goes there?
None of your fat business. Who the hell are you?
I am the Scotch, the Big Bad Scotch.
Correction. You're a fat ugly nobody with little legs and a gay moustache.
None of your fat business. Who the hell are you?
I am the Scotch, the Big Bad Scotch.
Correction. You're a fat ugly nobody with little legs and a gay moustache.
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A minor cut or graze of the skin. Next to nothing on the damage scale.
To start from scratch is to start from nothing except knowledge and ambition.
To start from scratch is to start from nothing except knowledge and ambition.
by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004
Get the scratch mug.The remnants of an intense sexual experience. Usually consisting of scratch and/or bite marks and hickies.
by SKid0207 January 6, 2012
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That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.
Fucking ugly bitch.
That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.
Fucking ugly bitch.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009
Get the Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher mug.*A slang term referring to the scrotum (AKA : male testicles).
*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.
*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.
*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.
*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.
"He kicked me in the satchel!! >.< "
"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."
"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."
"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."
"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."
by Dave July 6, 2004
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