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cock scratch fever

Having an irregularly itchy dick or cock.
Jane: Why are you itching your genitals so vigorously?
Richard: Sorry bitch, I gots the cock scratch fever.
by Dick Cock Nugent July 4, 2008
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Big Bad Scotch

The name assumed by a fat security guard who thinks that sitting in the gatehouse of a pie factory makes him the most important man in the world. He spends most of his working day reading his newspaper and demanding to see the ID of the only people of lower grade than him - the toilet cleaners.
Stop! Who goes there?

None of your fat business. Who the hell are you?

I am the Scotch, the Big Bad Scotch.

Correction. You're a fat ugly nobody with little legs and a gay moustache.
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 18, 2009
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scratch

A minor cut or graze of the skin. Next to nothing on the damage scale.

To start from scratch is to start from nothing except knowledge and ambition.
Didn't even scratch me, pussy.
by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004
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Cat Scratch Fever

The remnants of an intense sexual experience. Usually consisting of scratch and/or bite marks and hickies.
Damn man, I slept with Lauren last night and now I've got a brutal case of cat scratch fever
by SKid0207 January 6, 2012
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Scotch Tape

A really good idea, deserves credit.
Let's give credit where credit is due; scotch tape was a really good idea. - George Carlin
by Gage - o November 2, 2008
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Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.
Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009
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satchel

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (AKA : male testicles).

*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.

*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.
"He kicked me in the satchel!! >.< "

"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."

"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."
by Dave July 6, 2004
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