scandilarious

a scandalous joke that is almost humourous

"have u herd the one about the inspector and the bricklayer?"
"oh yeah, its scandalarious"

by abernethy June 5, 2005

Scandiaing

When you spend you whole day at Scandia, eat all the food, and play ITG til you just can't play anymore, which never really happenes.

Micah- "Hey, Mitch want to go Scandiaing with me today?

Mitch- Duhhh, I love that place"

by NoelleS January 27, 2007

Scandinavian nose peg

When One Traps Another's Nose Between their ass cheeks (farting is an optional extra but then becomes Dirty Scandinavian Nose peg)
For Short it is a SNP or DSNP.

Guy 1: Awww dude he just got a Scandinavian nose peg!

Guy 2: Woah, my ass is still stinging from the last nose i got!
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Guy 1: ZOMFG she just got a Dirty Scandinavian Nosepeg!!

Guy 2: Omg i dont think she can get her nose out!!

by RandomBlokey =P July 29, 2009

Sandalwoodie

What a guy gets if he has a fetish for women in minimal footware.

When I saw Nancy on the beach, I popped a sandalwoodie.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Scandinavian backpedalling

When your mate grabs your shlong and you move their arm up and down to masturbate.

His mum endulged me in some Scandinavian backpedalling last night after the dutch rudder.

by BakesMum December 13, 2012

Scandinavian Snot Rocket

Similar to a Scandinavian Sandstorm where you take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. However, it is done using the Dyson Air Multiplier and consequently shoots in more of a wad shape.

She requested the Scandinavian sandstorm, but unfortunately the Dyson was the only fan in the house. Five minutes later the Scandinavian Snot Rocket was dripping down her forehead.

by dansome August 18, 2013

scandinavian ice pick

Freezing ones turd and using it as a dildo

I knew she was kinky but Damn, she wanted the Scandinavian ice pick!

by fluffy dude December 3, 2013