Bugs' Suprise

Before finishing intercourse with a partner, ejaculate on their face and sit next them, then pulling out a carrot and saying, "What's up doc?" while eating the carrot.

"Yo bro, I pulled a Bugs' Suprise last night with my girl as I munched on a carrot after unloading on her face."

by Box Vzr August 7, 2024

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Powdered Donut Suprise

The act of packing powdered sugar between your butt cheeks and farting directly at an unsuspecting victim. Assailant must be bare assed when attempting this act.

Randy nailed Karl straight in the face with a good ol' Powdered Donut Suprise.

by 50Gunner1984 April 30, 2025

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Spaghetti suprise

When one slurps out a females bloody tampon out of there vagina

Yea man, I was going down on her last night and pulled a spaghetti suprise on her

by Trevor04 January 13, 2020

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indian suprise

When a horny individual of Indian ethnicity jumps from behind an object or alley way to surprise their sexual prey

That club was awesome Jim.

Yeah Stacy, I had a really great night tonight!

Let's go home through this alley way

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!!

IT LOOKS LIKE A SAND-NIGGER JIM!

"Indian suprise!"

by Absolute belta May 16, 2017

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Chocomel suprise

A sexual act in which one partner keeps a generous mouthful of chocolate milk (ideally room temperature for maximum shock value) during anal sex. At the peak moment of intensity — just as the other partner lets go — the chocomel is spit dramatically onto their lower back, accompanied by the shout: “It’s raining cocoa, baby!”

Variations:

The Warm Wiener: Same idea, but performed in a bathtub for extra splash zone.

The Double Chocolate Factory: When both partners have chocolate milk... use your imagination. Bonus points for sound effects.

Lets do the chocomel suprise

by Henk1944 April 12, 2025

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