Before finishing intercourse with a partner, ejaculate on their face and sit next them, then pulling out a carrot and saying, "What's up doc?" while eating the carrot.
"Yo bro, I pulled a Bugs' Suprise last night with my girl as I munched on a carrot after unloading on her face."
by Box Vzr August 07, 2024
by Tcaoblacko March 23, 2024
The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
suprise turd turtle head peaker
by Kick your ass February 17, 2014
by IHateToddlers March 08, 2023
An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit
by Skylarker September 16, 2017
by chinkateria April 28, 2018
Marissa: "you'll never believe it! I was giving Daniel head when all of a sudden there was a Suprise Shot! I was so peeved."
by Polkadot-platapus January 30, 2022