stump stomp

when a person has small cute feet and u feel like standing on them. Thier feet are so small they are stumps!

ha! look stumps im gonna stomp 'em
they look stompable
YOU STOOD ON MY STUMPS!

by ben benerson May 10, 2005

muffin stump

the bottom part of a muffin

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps in the kitchen? Where are the tops too all of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

stump jumper

A derogatory term for a gay man. In particular, a homosexual that prefers to have receptive anal intercourse.

Jared is a stump jumper, by the way. Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course. I just wouldn't drop the soap around him, if you know what I mean.

by Chocotacojewboy November 1, 2007

stump fucker

Stump-fucker: The ugliest backwoods hillbilly, who even the pigs turn down. ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, plugging them readily.

A stump fucker ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, flogging them vivaciously until satisfaction is attained. The rottener the better. Stump fuckers usually have god awful work hardened members that ooze puss and maggots.

by Dilinger July 13, 2007

stumping up

When one has more then their fair access to couch, chair or bed...yet they choose to squish themselves in fetal position and not take full advantage of the space that is allowed to them.

Why are you stumping up on the couch?

by AJ Elkenstein October 27, 2016

parick stump

fedora wearing, tattoo less, 4 foot man.

best known for singing in the band fall out bros.

Joe Trohman is his best bro.
sweetest man alive.

fob fan: OHH MA GURD PATRICK STUMP IS HOOOT!11!
fob fan 2: UMM I agree HOW RELATABLE !1!11!
fob fan 3: yeah i like parick but pete wentz is hotter.

fob fan 1and 2: UMM EXCUSE ME GET OUT OF HERE!1! YEAH PETE WENTZ IS HOT BUT PARICK STUMP IS BETTER!1!

by a yee May 6, 2018

stump burning

Burning a stump, that's fucking all!

Gooch is going to do some fucking stump burning Friday.

by Gooch McJunkin September 20, 2017