When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.
Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.
Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.
Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"
Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"
Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"
by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010
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Who are they?
~Dude, those are silver stallions
Did you hear that Ally, Kelsi, and Het are silver stallions?
~No way! I didn't know they were that close.
~Dude, those are silver stallions
Did you hear that Ally, Kelsi, and Het are silver stallions?
~No way! I didn't know they were that close.
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1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
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