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Squirteling

When you're having sex with a girl, then you put a large carboard box on your back like a turtle shell, drink some water and then you spray the water from your mouth into her face, while screaming "SQUIDDLE ME THIS!!", while nutting on her face at the same time.
"Yo bro, last night, me and my girl squirtled"
"Hey, I was right about to ask you if you were up for some squirteling"
by r/jawline August 15, 2024
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squintler

A recent derogatory term for people with slant eye or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus.

Usually used to refer to people of Asian descent, because of its common appearance as a physical appearance trait, and because of its similarities with squinting one's eyes.
Person 1: "Oh yeah dude, what do you call 'em? Dog-eaters? Coin-slot eyes?"

Person 2: "I call them... Squintlers."

Person 1: "Woah dude! Haven't heard of that one before!"
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Squirble Beef

You stand in a chalked on the floor circle, and you squirble by performing weird hand, head, neck, arm, leg movements to see who squirbles the best.
After determining who wins the squirble (Squirble can go indefinitely if nobody pulls out something that's extra ordinary and out does everyone) the winner starts the beef.

The winner chooses the fellow Squirbler to attack and does them dirty. The circle continues until the beefing is boring.
Yo lets go Squirble Beef tonight?

My grandma wanted to Squirble on this Beef.
by RufusPuffyMarshmallow May 21, 2024
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Squitler

Squitler is a German squirrel from the 1940’s.
Never fear, Squitler is here !
by Vengeance_💀 January 22, 2025
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Squirtel

The act of swallowing a girls cum and spitting it back at her
Misty: "Hey Brock want to try the squirtel?"

Brock: "Hell Yeah!"
by newboynukem January 24, 2025
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Squittle

A happy pee.. sometimes a little, sometimes a lot. #squirtsquad
by phatwithap April 13, 2025
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Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.
Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.
by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025
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