spaddle

When you're sexually frustrated and playing table tennis and threaten to hit someone with the paddle.

Alex, if you don't get the ball I'm going to hit you with my spaddle.

by OnePaddleGirl March 3, 2016

Spaded

Being fucked up and lucky at the same time.

"Damn dude, I was spaded last night. Had too much Tequila, I found a blue hunnid!"

by Southernstylin November 23, 2016

spadionk

When your Penis(male sex organ) gets full erect and you pull it down till you can't, then let go so it flings back up. It will hit your stomach and make the noise "spadionk".

SPADIONK!!!

by Rcas123 January 16, 2017

spadcooting

Eating 2 different types of food at the same time

Wow, did you see Jim spadcooting in the restaurant earlier?

by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

spades guru

A person who understands every aspect of the game of spades from bidding, bagging, nil and pretty much wins at will. Every player wants to be their partner and play like them.

Hey Darrin did you see the way Ernie played in that Spades tournament he has skills for days he's a Spades Guru .

by SpadeskingUSA May 21, 2017

Saedree

saedree’s are hella cute and have pretty eyes and long curly hair. every girl wants them and they can anyone he wants. they are very good at sports and also love to be the center of attention. if you know of one they are obviously very popular and conceited. they are loyal thought and if you find one do not let them go.

girl 1: hey did you see saedree at lunch today?
girl 2: yeah he’s so hot omg

by travonn January 29, 2018

Spade

the male version of a hoe (referring to garden tools, as they try to dig in everybody’s “garden”)

Zach is with a new girl every week; he’s such a spade.

by anonymous 10101201 February 3, 2019