Smooping

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.

Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.

by Maxee Gee November 12, 2009

smooge

the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.

Dude, are you really going to smooge all over the couch? I'm sitting here too.

by zombiehunter951 April 2, 2012

Smooth gooch

To rub an erect penis against a gooch in order to smooth that gooch.

Blaine smooth gooched Liza until her gooch was as soft as gooch leather.

by ticklemypickle31 May 18, 2011

Smoof

It's like dope, but better.

"Damn that nigga so smoof, he probably gets all the bitches."

by Mus 1Dollar February 23, 2013

Smoosh

To have sex with; to fuck

Past Tense: Smooshed

Also See: Smooshing

ie:

-What did you & that whooarh bag do last nite?
-Bro, We smooshed! ;)

by Pumpin-Pauly-G February 3, 2010

Smooth and Shiny

Hairless testicles

Alex shaved his testicles so that they were Smooth and Shiny

by The Executive Order February 12, 2010

Pickle Smootcher

A homosexual male that operates undercover until he gets you alone. Usually operates in bars or at the gym.

I hate to tell you this Harry, but I think the guy who just bought you a beer is a Pickle Smootcher.

by Benny the chicken killer July 12, 2006