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A relationship status that is usually associated with the euphoria of being off your ol' biatch's leash. For men, it means that you can finally hang out with your friends again. For women, it means that you can stop pretending that you don't secretly want Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom inside of you at the same time.
"Hellz yus I'm single, let's go to a strip joint and stare at some titties!"
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"Omg Katie, like, I'm single, and like, I just noticed that Brad Pitt is really sexie!"
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"Omg Katie, like, I'm single, and like, I just noticed that Brad Pitt is really sexie!"
by RICEOWL August 10, 2008
Get the Single mug./r9k/ permavirgin. May become prison gay out of desperation.
If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.
If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.
by YIKES77 September 19, 2016
Get the Single white male mug.When you're chatting to someone and they start boring you. You signal that you're bored by fidgetting with your mobile phone or your media player, cos that's more important!
Rudy: Yo, man, that Tess was trying hard to impress you last night! No one could stop her chatting yo!
Mike: Tell me about it, Rude. I had to check me text while she be chatting just to send her a bored signal!
Rudy: Man, that's harsh!
Mike: Yeh, but it do the trick. She wondered off a couple minutes later!
Mike: Tell me about it, Rude. I had to check me text while she be chatting just to send her a bored signal!
Rudy: Man, that's harsh!
Mike: Yeh, but it do the trick. She wondered off a couple minutes later!
by awbster May 19, 2010
Get the bored signal mug.Essentially a lowlife high school dropout who planned on attempting to get a GED, but instead fell asleep in Sunland park, got drunk, forgot where they were, then decided to spend the rest of their days collecting STD's and snorting crack.
crackhead, honkey, homeless, alcoholic
The sunland singles congregated in the park to smoke and drink.
God damn sunland singles, get the fuck out of that 7/11
The sunland singles congregated in the park to smoke and drink.
God damn sunland singles, get the fuck out of that 7/11
by watermelon and kool-aid January 16, 2011
Get the sunland single mug.Guy #1:Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I'm single
Guy #2:So? Seriously, I'm not getting laid either!
Guy #2:So? Seriously, I'm not getting laid either!
by kmfo27 April 22, 2009
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