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E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah
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caleb sharpe

Caleb Sharpe was the Freeman High School Shooter. On September 13, 2017, Caleb entered his school with an AR-15 Assault Rifle (Full automatic) a Double Barrel Short Pump Shotgun, and a Glock 17 semi-auto. He killed a student and injured 3 more. He entered the building at 8:00 am and hid his pistol in a long trench coat he was wearing and he hid his AR-15 and Shotgun in a duffle bag. At 10:00 AM, he pulled out his AR-15 and shot a student in the shoulder. When he was reloading his gun jammed so he went to his shotgun. He shot another student in the leg, temporarily paralyzing her. His shotgun then jammed so he went to his Glock 17 semi-auto. A student named Sam Strahan tried to talk Caleb out of what he was doing, but Sam was shot in the stomach twice then 4 times in the head and instantly killed. Caleb walked around shooting at glass and students but then a janitor yelled at him and Caleb dropped his weapons and raised his hands, then the police arrested him. He is being tried for Murder, Brining a weapon on School Campus, assault, and Criminal Damage.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the Freeman High school Shooting?

Person 2: Yeah it's pretty bad.
Person 1: Caleb Sharpe did it.
by DeDrummer October 12, 2017
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Dildo sharpener

My your dildo sharpener is efficient in it's duty
by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018
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Dayton Sharpe

A bot at every game he plays and have no life
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Sea sharpening

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.
Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."
by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020
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Pencil Sharpener

A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
Where is my pencil sharpener?
by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020
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Selfish Sharter

someone who is acting annoying or rude
person A: “why is your sister being so annoying?”
Person B: “i don’t know, she’s really being a selfish sharter”
by kathy jenkins 91 August 26, 2021
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