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You know that thing stuck between your teeth that works at McDonalds? yeah? Okay well his cousin has this dog and he feeds it breakfast everyday, but the dog called him a bitch ass nigga and moved out so he failed his math class and fucked a duck. Now he spends most of his time working part time as my couch, and low-key my butt hurts.
guy1: "yo are you some laundry detergent?"
random guy:"what? No... are you okay. I think you need help"

guy2: "yo heard you needed laundry detergent"(rips off his pants and hands it to guy1)"here"
guy1:"thanks"(walk away whilst licking the pants)
random guy:".....wtf..... oh sex"
ARE YOU DEAD. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SEX IS.

SHAME SHAME SHAME.
Related Words
The Latin number for 6
Puellae sex

Translates: The six girls
sex by TcatBoyyy November 26, 2016
Brah !! Really your looking up sex ? Fuck off before i put a dildo up your ass 😒
You want a sentence with sex used in it huh? Did I not warn you already ?? Do you really want a dildo up your ass ??
Sex by HEYDADDY69 October 7, 2019
When two people make out it leads to getting naked and the guy shoving his penis into the girls vagina hard, fast, deep, whatever you want. This also refers to eating out, fingering, blowjobs, handjobs, etc. Also known as "making love" or "doing it". Doing this can also make babies, so use a condom.
Shane and alisson had sex all night long. He made her moaned loudly as his penis went in and out of her for hours.

Shane: Last night was great babe.
Alisson: You rocked my world.
Shane: Wanna do it again? right now?
Alisson: Yeah i do!!

A week later alisson found out she was pregnant.
Sex by Shane and Alisson January 1, 2009
1. Straight sex is when a man injects his penis into the women's Virginia and he slowly/fastly move it in and out of the women's vagina.

2. Gay sex can also be when a man injects his penis into another mans ass hole and they call this anal.

3. Lesbian sex can also be when a women gets a strap on penis/ dildo and injects it into another women's vagina.
Man: i'm horny let's have sex!

Female: give it to me baby

Female: strap that bitch on a put it in me!
Female: oh yes baby

Man: fuck me baby
Man: as u wish 'daddy'
Sex by 13ah.161 January 1, 2017
When you stick a sausage in a donut hole and slowly move the sausage in and out of the donut
Bro I got a sausage last night, and fucked the hell out of this nice ass donut. It was the best sex ever.
Sex by Ofbeow April 20, 2017