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watermelon seller

a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud

comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.
Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.
by beluga_fish October 9, 2020
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song selling

Song selling takes place when a singer-songwriter earns money in exchange for the rights to use his or her original music, often to a (more) famous, or up-and-coming, recording artist.

If a singer-songwriter has written a catchy song but seems to fall short on vocal or instrumental ability, a listener might say, "you should sell your song." Hearing this can be extremely disheartening for singer-songwriters, especially those who are still developing their talents, or have not yet enjoyed their fifteen minutes of fame.
Why does song selling even exist? Any band or singer who is worth their weight can write their own songs.
by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015
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Selling

Choking, especially in a video game; making a dumb or unforced error; getting carried; being a bot; throwing
“Bro you’re selling so hard right now, my back hurts from carrying you so much”
by lil squelch April 30, 2020
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The Tom Selleck

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.
Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!
by Chris Langford June 1, 2007
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selling life

Tommy did you start selling life again you niggabitchfuck
by UrmomSCRUB November 13, 2015
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yer da sells Avon

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”
by cutesy pastel living doll March 13, 2018
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she sells see shells by the shee-

ok, she sells see sells- god dammit
she she- hold on I'll get it
she sells see shells by the shee- son of a bitch
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