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Scottitis

An affliction causing the affected person(s) to have catastrophic failure in any venture they put forth. They can be identified with the physical characteristic of eyes that are very close together. A secondary physical identifier of the affliction is an odor similar to that of a dead skunk who has been left in a dirty diaper for days.
That Robert just can't get anything right. He must have Scottitis
by Boncharian September 12, 2021
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hailey scott

Hailey Scott is usually a weird and sensitive character. They most likely will like any song will love Dan and Phill and loves coffee. Sometimes Hailey Scott will refer to herself as trash because she like Fandom so much she literally just give you random information about it.
Freind 1: Hailey Scott is one of the weirdest people I have ever met. Friend 2: Yeah Hailey Scott needs to calm down
by Genisis1741 February 5, 2017
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The Scott

When you can only have sex in a bed in the missionary position.
Man A: "did you get laid last night?"
Man B: "yeah but she only let me do The Scott"
Man A: "damn dude that sucks!"
by *Deadly*Sin* June 6, 2017
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The Scott Madden

Standing on a bed with both hands on the ceiling while thrusting the hips in order to throat fuck a girl.
“I Scott Madden’ed that girl last night.”
“Please teach me the Scott Madden bro.”
by ChoomahSupreme May 6, 2019
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Flying Scotsman

A locomotive built in 1923 under Sir Nigel Gresley's commands, was the first engine to be authenticated to break the 100mph barrier (though City of Truro did it first) and the only engine to operate in three different continents. Known as the money pit of the world by many enthusiasts for its costly overhauls, it has been one of the most dominant locomotives in railway preservation.
Flying Scotsman should be repainted into apple green.
by VT29 August 11, 2019
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Calum Scott

I want to be Calum Scott 's daddy
by NINEnjoyer October 13, 2022
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Rooster cock Scott

When a older gentleman (rooster cock scott) Attracts the attention of 2 or more younger females ( hens) in a workplace environment. The older gentleman does what he can to keep up to the pace of the females.
That old rooster cock scott is at it again
by The wish master March 22, 2021
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