The most fudged, inaccurate, yet, flaunted number given by majority of golfers. Hit half of your drives into the woods? Mulligan. Second shot hit behind a tree? Move it. Flubbed a chip? Shhh, nobody saw it. Adding up your score at the end of the day? Nobody remembers that triple bogie I got on the second hole, lets just say I parred it.
Charlie: So how'd you finish today?
Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?
Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.
Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.
Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.
Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.
Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.
Andy: Fair enough.
Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.
Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?
Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.
Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.
Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.
Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.
Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.
Andy: Fair enough.
Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.
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