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Golf Score

The most fudged, inaccurate, yet, flaunted number given by majority of golfers. Hit half of your drives into the woods? Mulligan. Second shot hit behind a tree? Move it. Flubbed a chip? Shhh, nobody saw it. Adding up your score at the end of the day? Nobody remembers that triple bogie I got on the second hole, lets just say I parred it.
Charlie: So how'd you finish today?

Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?

Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.

Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.

Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.

Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.

Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.

Andy: Fair enough.

Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.
by Charlie Daniels September 30, 2012
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scareder

being more scared then usually, really scary.
I think i'd be scareder to tell him to his face other then by text.
by caitlyn minaj January 15, 2011
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SCORE!!!

Have intercourse with.
Bang
Nail
by fiddle November 6, 2004
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Score

Getting with a girl (commonly used by football jocks)
Brock scored the hottest girl in school

After the game Im scoring !!
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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Scared Straight

1. Experiences of a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer (LGBTQ) person "scared" into acting "straight" = scared straight, for a good lot of their life for fear of harassment, bullying, persecution & bullying.

2. A prison documentary about juvenile delinquents that are brought into prison for a whole day & get yelled at by convicts who know first hand what hard life is like in prison with the hopes of derailing their destructive path towards the prison industrial machine.
1. I was afraid of being harassed by those bullies that I was scared straight into hoping they will ignore me.

2. Go see Scared Straight.
by QUEERTY November 9, 2010
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Sconed

A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
BL: Want another Coneron?
Me: Nah I'm sconed
by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016
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Scared

1.to sit somewhere in perpetual fear of something.
2.for ones hair to stand on end and one to emmit a high pitched scream of tension
1."piss of i ain't goin on no f**kin emu's back"
2.You F**kin BAS***D you F**Kin made me shit myself
by reb October 17, 2003
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