emu's

Colloquial term used to define emo kids or any half goth half skater youngster talking about pain/suffering/pointlessness of existence etc. The definition also refers to the extra tight black/blue jeans worn by these emu's which are similar to the legs of an emu. The term emu is usually utilized by the elderly trying to complain about some new trend or another hanging in the bus stop with 2 liters of frosty jacks/white lightning cider

"Mavis look at those gosh darned hoodlums getting drunk in the bus station again, i hate these little emu kids. where are the parents these days ... smoking crack with lines of ket. oh dear oh dear ... when i was a boy never did see the like of these emu's" .. etc etc.

by Stejay/Tajwoo December 14, 2008

emu

1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.

Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"

Random: "Thats awesome"

Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"

(awkward silence)

by Sloppies' Sasquatch September 09, 2008

Emu

Emus...The coolest bird in the world
THe animals that are destined to take over the world someday.
EMUS ROCK

I saw an Emu at the zoo
It was planning it's attack on humanity

by Rygar October 13, 2004

emu

the most powerful creature in existence.

emus are going to take over the world.

by 1/3 jeff May 03, 2020

EMU

a badass ostrich

That emu ruffles my feathers.

by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004

emu

emu is a type of bird. it lives in australia. it sticks it's head into the ground when it gets scared.

person 1: emu bird
person 2: ok

by shreggert February 18, 2021

emu

what my mom says when she means to say "emo"

Mom: Oh look sweetie is that an emu there?? look at his hair!
Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo
Mom: oh *giggles* ok

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2006