emu's 

Colloquial term used to define emo kids or any half goth half skater youngster talking about pain/suffering/pointlessness of existence etc. The definition also refers to the extra tight black/blue jeans worn by these emu's which are similar to the legs of an emu. The term emu is usually utilized by the elderly trying to complain about some new trend or another hanging in the bus stop with 2 liters of frosty jacks/white lightning cider

"Mavis look at those gosh darned hoodlums getting drunk in the bus station again, i hate these little emu kids. where are the parents these days ... smoking crack with lines of ket. oh dear oh dear ... when i was a boy never did see the like of these emu's" .. etc etc.

emu's by Stejay/Tajwoo December 14, 2008

Emu sandwich 

two sloppy nuts in rye bread with a side of whole milk.

I had an emu sandwich after slappin' it to your moms breasts.

Emu sandwich by Mehard June 13, 2007

adorable emu supremacy

On emu’s birthday everyone prays to emu and listens to her saying wonderhoy.
emu’s birthday is September 9th.

Mark your calendars.

adorable emu supremacy

adorable emu supremacy by Wonderhoy July 22, 2022

Emu Slap

To be slapped by a person recently tarred and feathered

Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!

Emu Slap by Defrag08 January 2, 2012

emu style 

A sexual position similar to doggie style, but less slobbery and more feathery. Requires the receiving party to be positioned in the floor with their legs tucked under them. Its logistically challenging.

Edgar’s favorite position was naturally emu style.

emu style by Sara Desiree Renee August 13, 2024

sylen.emu

The act of completely owning your opponent in a game of rogue spear.

holy shit i just got sylen.emu'd.

sylen.emu by psb June 6, 2003

stupid pussy emu core 

blanket slang term for all musical sub genres of muscical sub genres

and I apologize to any actual emu out there

stupid pussy emu core by me December 9, 2003