emu's

Colloquial term used to define emo kids or any half goth half skater youngster talking about pain/suffering/pointlessness of existence etc. The definition also refers to the extra tight black/blue jeans worn by these emu's which are similar to the legs of an emu. The term emu is usually utilized by the elderly trying to complain about some new trend or another hanging in the bus stop with 2 liters of frosty jacks/white lightning cider

"Mavis look at those gosh darned hoodlums getting drunk in the bus station again, i hate these little emu kids. where are the parents these days ... smoking crack with lines of ket. oh dear oh dear ... when i was a boy never did see the like of these emu's" .. etc etc.

by Stejay/Tajwoo March 10, 2007

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a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.

american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'

by ** August 18, 2003

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1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.

Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"

Random: "Thats awesome"

Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"

(awkward silence)

by Sloppies' Sasquatch July 30, 2006

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