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alberto scorfano

A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.
wait whos that gay kid

that is alberto scorfano!
by i_am_your_mother July 6, 2021
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Frontal Scoop

1. when a male, instead of wiping from the back, wipes his anus from the front going between his legs and under his ballsack, thus for easier and more convenient viewing pleasure of the soiled toilet paper

2. wiping the anus from the front because your mother never potty trained you correctly
1. Yeah I walked in on him taking a dump and he was doing the frontal scoop. It was weird.
by Stevey Beavers March 23, 2012
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Scott Adams

N. Scott Adams is the creator of the "Dilbert" series of comic strips. He is characterized by his sarcastic sense of humor, which is evident throughout the comic series.
Scott Adams perfectly articulates the idiocy of office life in a cube farm.
by Dilbert Fan July 30, 2010
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Scorsese Bomb

A drink will knock you on your ass just like any movie by Martin Scorsese:

- 1 part red bull, for the movie Raging Bull of course
- 1 part cranberry juice, because Leo ordered that shit in the Departed and was a bonafide badass throughout
- 1 part tequila, because it'll get ya fighting with the cat sitting next to you, just like in Scorsese's movies

And boom you got yourself a Scorsese bomb, now say hi to your mother for me
"Ay barkeep gimme one of dem Scorsese bombs"

"Damn bro I didn't take you as the fighting type"

"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't, maybe go fuck yourself"
by One of the Goodfellas August 21, 2012
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scoop and swoop

The scoop and swoop, also known as the scoop and grab or scoop and jiggle, is a method used to move all breast tissue (including migrated breast tissue) into the cups of a bra. It should be a part of every bra wearer's routine, regardless of breast size.
Instructions for the scoop and swoop maneuver.

Put on a bra.
If possible, bend at the waist so that your upper body is parallel to the ground.
Using one hand, gently pull your band away from the side of your breast. Using the other hand, moving in a back-to-front motion, slide the breast tissue (including migrated breast tissue) into the cup of your bra.
Stand up to settle your breast in place.
Repeat steps 2-4 for the other breast.

Warning: Men should not attempt the above.
by Boobs! May 14, 2013
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scorpioned

to face plant so bad that your legs bend and your feet hit the back of your head. you look like a scorpio for a moment
..running down hill, david scorpioned
by Thenoshitsherlockholmes May 16, 2018
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Scolding Sean Water

The recipe for Scolding Sean Water is lukewarm water mixed with Elmer's wet glue, crushed autism fish, and crayons. The purpose for this masterpiece was to clog the classroom sink, an achievement only pro-gamers can achieve. Unfortunately this didn't work out yet Scolding Sean Water remains a mystery to many.
"I drank Scolding Sean Water and I grew a second penis," said Ella.
by libfucksRus September 9, 2020
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