Rollin' Hardwoods

A shaved vagina

I hooked up with Angela last night and she was totally bald down there. She was rollin' hardwoods.

by NUREYE July 1, 2009

Rollings Mom

The cheapest hooker money can buy. Her looks have been compaired to a real life Shrek. She has the ass of cottage cheese. Nipples like peanuts. The word no is not in her vocabulary. But then again her vocab is pretty limited due to her never not having a cock in her mouth.

He I just slept with Rollings mom and almost puked.

by haha1985 October 7, 2011

rollin up on diamonds

1. To arrive at the right place, with the right hoes, lookin fly as hell.
2. Something you say on LSD

"I bust up in that bitch rollin up on diamonds"

by strerto March 14, 2013

rowing machine

1. Rowing Machine. Someone who "pulls" women or men with extreme regularity.

Guy 1 - Did you see how many numbers he got last night ?

Guy 2 - Yes, he is a straight up rowing machine.

by Vatrocities November 18, 2013

Rollin' the dice

The act of rolling imaginary dice, also used to symbolize the act of grabbing a nutsack. Commonly used in Nassau county on Long Island.

"Yo! Jerry just started rollin' the dice!"

by Kovthekat January 17, 2017

Rolling Rubout

Masturbating while you drive

The cop pulled me for broken taillight, and caught me doing a rolling rubout to Pornhub videos

by Dixon Normus 4U July 2, 2017

Rooling

When you're too sophisticated to write rofl, but still want to convey it, primarily in text form.

That joke had me rooling.

by Kerfufflator October 20, 2018