rooted system

The after-math of the human body being fucked.

:Did you just get done boneing Sherrie?
:Yeah look at that "Rooted System".

by Brant Pernciaro May 28, 2006

got root?

its like got milk but for hackers or for ROBLOX's sword fight on the heights players like me

*hacks the call of duty lobby* narrator: got root?

by thesussyballman August 8, 2022

root

A slang term used to relate to marijuana.

Yo man, you got any root on you?

That's some dank ass root right there, can I get an eighth?

When are you picking up some root?

by lipz October 14, 2003

root hog

A term used by mentally unstable football coaches to describe how an offensive lineman should block a linebacker when it is unclear whether to log him in or kick him out.

Player: Coach, should i block that linebacker in or out?

Coach: You're gonna have to root hog him.

by Johnny Pancake October 6, 2010

got root

An evolution of the term got milk. Used in the same way, only with a geeky twist to it.

Hey baby, got root?

by gozzer December 25, 2005

root gobbler

a flaming homo, one who gobbles the knob, one who enjoys giving other fudge packin' ass jockeys head, one who also usually enjoys tossin' salads

i stopped to take a leak at the rest stop at the georgia/alabama state line and accidentally walked in a couple of root gobblers suckin' each other off in the bathroom. a guy in a rebel flag shirt walked in after me and beat the living shit out both of them

by echoman February 27, 2004

Ranga Roots

A Ranga, who dies their hair a dark colour for eg. black, and when it starts to wash out, they have disgusting bright red ranga roots.

person 1:"OMG!that girl has two inch long ranga roots!"
person 2: "Eww!!! that is so gross! why does she even dye her hair at all?"

by whatever! April 1, 2008