by tonymfstark July 16, 2018

Dagnabit! Somebody accurately defined me on Urban Dictionary as a person that draws attention to his "charitable" acts! I'd better use my vast wealth and resources to roger ver that ASAP!
by tr1umv1rate November 17, 2018

A character in the musical RENT. An ex heroin addict and former frontman of The Well Hungarians. His girlfriend April slit her wrists after finding out that she was HIV+. Roger is also HIV+ and lives with his roommate Mark Cohen. Originally played on Broadway by Adam Pascal.
Mark Cohen: Close on Roger / Tuning the Fender guitar he hasn't played in a year /
Roger Davis: This won't tune.
Mark Cohen: So we hear / He's just coming back from half a year of withdrawal /
Roger Davis: You talking to me?
Mark Cohen: Not at all
Roger Davis: This won't tune.
Mark Cohen: So we hear / He's just coming back from half a year of withdrawal /
Roger Davis: You talking to me?
Mark Cohen: Not at all
by Longshadowsfalling September 17, 2008

Pierson is such a special person. To so many people. He thinks he is just a teenage boy, but little does he know what an impact he made to so many peoples life. My life. I used to have a crush on him, as many girls did and do. But, I know he deserves someone perfect, and that's not me. Everyone he meets, even talks to, can feel his radiance of happiness. They say the most happy people are usually the deepest. So, I guess he is. He will never really know how much my life lit up by meeting him. It feels so stupid that I even beleive all this, but I know it's true. I wish I didn't love him as much as I do. As much as I always will.
by Kekee00 November 2, 2023

An MVP in literally every game, no matter what weapon he uses. Stays annoyingly quite during a phonecall.
by BrownRecluse20 October 8, 2022

A person who lacks intelligence and often suffers from a missing or extra chromosome. Also, does not understand logic and common sense and is hated by most, if not all, people. Don’t be a Roger Goodell.
by TrickyVic April 24, 2020

A Roger Guggenheim is a college student known for spreading chlamydia among the masses. He's the worst person you can imagine; he's bigoted, arrogant, and downright annoying. Roger Guggenheim studies business and wears sweaters even in the dead of summer, which is why he's so stinky all the time. His favorite pastimes include conspiring with the Iocal rodents, disturbing the peace in the library, defecating on the floors of communal showers, and spreading diseases for fun. Roger Guggenheim's exploits are greatly exaggerated, but like most myths, the stories are built on truth.
by rogerguggenheimapologist September 1, 2022
