Bull Retard

1. Possessing seemingly superhuman strength at the cost of intellegence.

Due to thier amazing fortitude and low center of gravity, most retards possess amazing strength and momentum, thus resembling a charging bull in both overwhelming power and underwhelming intellect.

1. Damn! Jerome Bettis broke through that line like a Bull Retard.

2. That kid in Special Ed is a fucking bull retard... he bumped me in the hallway and I went down like Peter McNeeley.

by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005

retard strength

A bear-like power possessed by large, often socially awkward people during times of excitement or anger. Their insurmountable strength is seemingly inconceivable during their normal, relaxed state, but can be accentuated by emotional distress, or often by intense inebriation by alcohol or other drugs. Though normaly quiet and intraverted, dont let their good natured persona fool you. One too many shots may cause godzilla like devastation, resulting in numerous bone fractures and utter panic caused by bear-like hugs and bone shattering high fives.

Dont let him drink. Last time, he got super friendly after too many shots, gave me a pat on the back, and broke 3 of my verterbrate. Then while apologizing, he lifted me up by my arm, and literally ripped it from my torso. Worst case of retard strength I've ever seen

by eel_G July 11, 2010

Mental retardation

Someone mentally stupid.

Conor you have mental retardation.

by Dictionary694208 August 16, 2021

Retarded

Synonym for delayed, generally used when referring to ignition times of car engines.

Also the #1 trigger word in social media for some reason, even though worse and more unambiguously derogatory words exist, such as nigger, and most people use it to just colloquially describe something bullshit, you know, WITHOUT making fun of the mentally disabled.

Facebook user 1: Have you heard about the mayor's decision to raise taxes for low-income families?
Facebook user 2: Yeah, ruining chances of those who hardly had any to start with? That's just retarded.
Autistic person:
Random Canadian girl: TRIGGERED

by Someone32143214 November 4, 2019

retard

The second most abused word in the English language, next to gay.

Bob: I got a 72% on my math test.

John: RETARD! I got a 75%.

by Little Johnny's Big Brother March 9, 2010

Retard Rage

When a downs syndrome person gets mad.

Scientifically proven to be three times as powerful as the rage emitted by a person of regular intellect.

Retard Rage has been known to be particularly deadly when combined with Retard Strength.

Newspaper headline:

SHOP OWNER MURDERED IN RETARD RAGE ATTACK

A 39 year old New England shop owner was killed yesterday when the downs syndrome man he was serving became enraged over the price of eggs. SWAT officers were called when the arresting officers realised standard steel handcuffs were not enough to restrain the retard rage.

by Don Strongo May 29, 2010

retard bop

when somebody in music class sings like a retard a makes the the class riot.

dude did you see fransisco looking like a retard bop?

by xbopuxr May 20, 2010