random crit

An occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. This phenomenon is usually associated with games such as Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, and other games.

More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.

*Player 1 dies*

Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1

Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious

by SomeKoolAznKid March 8, 2014

Awkward Random

Awkward random stated by Harry Edward Styles is a way to describe something awkward and random but combined in one word.

"Oh wow didn't see you there that's totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."

by The Offical Harry Styles November 8, 2020

random braker

Someone who brakes his or her car for no apparent reason. This person could be driving in front of you, or, God help you, may be the driver of the car in which you are currently driving.

TOM: (yelling out the window of his car) Hey! What are you braking for? There's nothing in front of you! Come on! Move it!
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...

by Christophe Graham July 19, 2006

Grant Random

the shittiest On-Air Host for Octane and Lithium.

Grant Random is the Duke of Douchebaggery and an Idiot. But I love his Shit Show Broadcast! He is based in Brooklyn and has the same exact Radio Personality as Garrett Andrew.

by ANTISOCIALISTKING1 May 29, 2021

Random = Funny

The belief that everyone on the internet seems to have.

Dude 1: On a scale of 2-69133720029 what is your least favorite flavor of the rainbow?
Dude 2: LOL XDDD

A tragic case of Random = Funny

by Logic is dead August 8, 2016

Random Attack

Media codeword for when youths attack a caucasian for fun, but not profit.

"Chris Lane, 22, was shot in the back in a random attack by three teenagers while he jogged through the streets of the Oklahoma town of Duncan on Friday afternoon."

"An 88-year-old American World War II veteran has been beaten to death by two teenagers in an apparently random attack in the state of Washington."

by demaistre August 25, 2013

random shitter

someone who shits in public restrooms without flushing, leaving the "gift" for the next user to find.

The random shitter struck again, leaving a huge log in the 2nd floor toilet.

by Anonymous July 17, 2003