Dab Of Ranch

When a person drinks a shot of nut

Khamari is weird asf he had a dab of ranch off Lawrence last night

by H0rnygirl June 18, 2021

goat ranch

a racial slur used to describe a bunch of mountain-folk trying to work in a messed up situation

"this place looks like a goat ranch" or "hurry and get here, it's really a goat ranch"

by goatrancher August 14, 2006

Ranch 99

To be used when a situation seems smelly, but you are sure it is indeed OK. Can be used in similar situations that the phrase "Catch 22" is used.

Two guys are at a flea market, and find a sweet bicycle, but its so nice, it looks almost stolen. A kid is selling it, and he offers it to them for 50 bucks, when it would normally cost $100.00+. Guy 1 turns to guy two, "Yo man, what do you think about this deal?" Guy two, answers reassuringly, knowing that this is a legit sale, "Ionno, its seems a bit sketch, but its prolly Ranch 99."

by BatskyStarman November 20, 2009

dab of ranch

a huge, breath-taking hit off a dab

Hey bro I just took a dab of ranch, I'm sooo gone.

by clinton4prez January 24, 2017

labenese ranch

A shawarma sauce.

Shagia khala takes ppl to labenese ranch.

by kayhaan meer September 15, 2023

Ranch McPounder

When 2 people engage in anal sex, but before doing so, the giver grabs a bottle of ranch and pours it into the receiver's anus. After pouring it in, the giver pounds his penis in the receiver's anus thus creating the Ranch McPounder.

I invited Judy over this weekend and surprised her with a Ranch McPounder!

by slimtim December 15, 2007

Mattress Ranch

Another name for semen.

After I am done tossing your salad, I am going to coat it with my mattress ranch.

by Sir. Ted March 15, 2011