Rachel

A super funny girl that has a lot of friends a Rachel can be sarcastic and a Rachel only laughs and makes jokes to hide her pain. A Rachel is so selfconcious and has a lot of ( problems)

Rachel- im so fat I weigh like 70 pounds I'm not going to eat today

by Goteeeee1234 April 8, 2017

Rachel

Rachel is a amazing girl and if you have the chance to date one well damn men should be jealous!
She has the most beautiful eyes
The most amazing personality

She has a adorable bubbly laugh
She is so kind and loving

She will become your everything you won't want to be without her!

damn she is fine! must be a Rachel

by lovingdude2005 August 19, 2020

Rachel

Rachel is a retarded lying bitch who had two abortions and most likely has she/her in her profile

that bitch Rachel is so fucking retarded

by thehomie42069 June 7, 2021

Rachel

Crazy girl that won't leave a guy alone even after she breaks their heart. After their lies and completely destroying the guy emotionally they continue to drag them down with false patronization, telling them they're great guys, and guilty friendship, to "make them feel better."

Look, there's Rachel. I heard she dumped John because he wasn't good enough and now she won't leave the poor kid alone and he's all depressed and emotional.

by johnnyhorsecock236 June 12, 2011

Rachel

Rachel is sassy and weird. Her hair is always messed up. She likes to have imaginary friends because she is so lonely. If you ask her for a cheeto, she will most likely say no. If she gives you one, don't eat it because she has licked it with her poison saliva.

Rachel can I have a cheeto? NO

by Mimislays March 29, 2017

Rachel

A really fake, manipulative, untrustworthy person. She makes everyone like you and then breaks your friendship by talking sh**t about you behind your back. She is also a compulsive liar. As much as she is 'liked' by many people, many people also hate her but are scared of her. A slut too, but hates hu with people.

'Friend' 1: Eww, why do you like Rachel? she's so fake
Friend 2: Why don't you like her, she's so nice

by oldspicebubbles01 January 29, 2017

Rachel

someone who is so dumb, and gullible

Person 1: I just met Kanye west and got invited to his party
Person 2 : OMGG reallyyy? can i come
Person 1 : Wow you are such a Rachel

by thejerkoff November 28, 2010