Rolanding

Using commissioner power to hand out unprecedented punishments to help ones own team make the playoffs. Typically used on someone nice/mature enough to let it go and move on.

Is Erik rolanding into the playoffs again? We need to see these rules...

by goldrushatl August 7, 2018

Roland special

Highly customized Glock pistol, equipped with a red dot sight and compensator intended for long range or dynamic shooting, but more commonly drooled over by mall ninjas.

Guy1: "Hey, I just got this new G19 and am thinking of turning it into a Roland special"
Guy2: "stop being such a mall ninja dude, you haven't been to the range in weeks"

by Definitely a human September 11, 2018

Rylan Oliveri

1. An unsexy beast who accepts being penetrated by anyone
2. Loves cream that lacks "organic". Can be anyone but preferably male
3. Gets rejected even by free strip clubs

That there is a Rylan Oliveri

by Thow Shalt not October 10, 2018

ruland

The art of ruining a trip by forgetting something important and forcing everyone to go back to get it.

Mary: " I'm so happy were finally on the way to our vacation!"
Chaz: "Uho, we need to turn around because I forgot the baby!"
Mary: "what the fuck Chaz, why would you Ruland this?"

by Arnypalmyalert June 6, 2019

Roland R

Roland a Kind and nice soul. Roland is professional YouTube, black belt, gamer, sort of a weeb and also know for his skills in math and art.roland is a tall guy with blackish brownish hair with blue eyes and big feet.his favorite games are Minecraft and gta v and favorite anime is death note

Roland r is great

by Roland the ice king December 23, 2019

Rylan

Rylan is the type of person that will try to hook up with any girl he can get with. (Dakota) He will date them then be dumped for cheating on them. Everyone will then say to them. "We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo."

Rylan dated someone then was dumped like a loser.

by Saltypat February 4, 2020

Roland

When a seedy fuck without permission attempts to finger bash you. Rolands are done without any prior notice and come as a complete surprise to the individual.

The Balinese taxi driver tried a Roland on me in the car.

by Jagger8 May 15, 2020