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Facebook first rights

When a friend adds one of your friends, and you are the only mutual friend between them, everything that your friend does with the other friend must go through you.
Matt: "Erin wants to meet up Friday, is it alright if I hang with her?"

Sam: "No!"

Matt: "Why?"

Sam: "Facebook first rights!"

Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"
by Kip Magnum May 5, 2011
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Human Rights

The reasons why human civilization stopped and humans turned to be retarded, idiotic, spoiled, special snowflake beings
You know why in Good Old Days there's so much innovation? Because human rights is low even non-existent
Your wristwatch, heliocentric theory, hip-hop, Ziplock, jazz, Pilates gym, O Holy Night, Silent Night, hipster culture, Aufklarung, Time Zone, and feminism emerged on the era when human rights is a delusion

Long story short, Human Rights and Progress don't go hand in hand
by Sir. B February 18, 2021
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Women’s rights

Idek what this is like fr so here enjoy this like wtf is wemons rights? Like for real EXPLAIN TO MY FAT ASS WHAT IT IS WEMON RIGHTS IS PLEASE. THIS IS WHY COTTON EYE JOE LEFT THIS FLAT EARTH! If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
by Iran I can’t even walk March 28, 2020
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womens rights

a bunch of idiot feminists that think women need more rights than men which is bullshit because men are physically stronger than women and have more jobs for men because of that reason and some things that are crap like when a guy gets chosen for a band over a girl because she's a girl that's not right also Im saying women aren't strong I'm saying that men should have more tougher jobs than women
dumb feminist: we deserve more rights than men! Womens rights!
smart guy: ok have fun being weak in the military!
by Conservative guy101 March 18, 2019
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Women's Rights

A joke that has been way overused and shouldn't exist anymore. Unlike other jokes, this one hasn't disappeared yet, but instead, people in power cant take a joke so they take it seriously instead of the execution of those who enforce it.

look at the photo below and ask yourself does that whale really deserve rights. Don't get mad at me for saying this because I have my freedom of speech another thing women shouldn't have.
In the 1800s men gave women the horrid idea of faith for women to have hope, now they won't shut the fuck up about Women's Rights.
by Word_God April 9, 2019
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Woman’s rights

Women’s rights something tat does not exist.for example Beyoncé says to the left to the left because girls have no rights
Woman’s rights fake disgusting bad word
by Eric Currie 135423 October 26, 2019
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gay rights

Giving homosexuals rights that are not currently afforded to them. This includes marriage, tax breaks, and more openess in general in society.
Commentary: As a Conservative Christian I look at Homosexuality like this. The Bible says being gay is wrong. It also says many other things are wrong. We are all sinners so we have nothing to boast about. Therefore I love people who are gay just as much as those who are not.

Moreover, I do not think there needs to be a movement to afford gay people more "rights". The government can take a stance on this and not allow marriages much in the same way it does not allow explicit material on billboards to advertise a porn film.

I agree that homosexuals should not be hated upon. That does not mean society has to accept homosexuality as a good thing. Love the person, hate the act.
by Bryansix July 3, 2005
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