Tasmanian rectum stretcher

You shove to spoons into your rectum, then pull the spoons apart stretching your rectum to its limit.

I used the Tasmanian rectum stretcher method on my brother.

Tasmanian rectum stretcher by Baldwigguh67 January 22, 2026

Dark Warrior of the Rectum

A turd, a poo nugget, essentially a small piece of feces.

Andy defeated the Dark Warrior of the Rectum by flushing the damn thing away.

Dark Warrior of the Rectum by DumbWizard June 25, 2010

Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer 

When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.

John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga

Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer by Cleft lardson April 30, 2021

Mt St Rectum Eruption 

A man, after being pegged and the toy removed from the rectum sprays shit everywhere, which slows to a slow lava flow of fecal matter and blood that does not stop.

After my Mom pegged me last night and removed the dildo from my ass, I had a Mt St Rectum Eruption that flowed for about a half hour. It stunk and took hours to get it all cleaned up. I can't wait until the next time.

Mt St Rectum Eruption by Headshok1962 July 3, 2025

born out of you're fathers rectum 

you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people

you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells

born out of you're fathers rectum by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022

rectumobile 

An expensive sports car or similarly overpriced automobile that is driven by an asshole in an attempt to impress others.

"I don't know why Mr. Peabody feels the need to drive that horrible new rectumobile. He must be going through a mid-life crisis."

"Gertrude is driving one of those annoying rectumobiles now. Doesn't she realize that everyone thinks she's nothing more than a pathetic old maid with money?"

"There are so many rectumobiles on the road. It just goes to show how many assholes there are in the world."

rectumobile by www.babysue.com December 29, 2006

rectumcilliation 

When you ask your cornhole for forgiveness after consuming copious amounts of Taco Bell/ hershey squirt inducing food.

Bless me Father for i have sinned, it has been 6 months since my last rectumcilliation...

rectumcilliation by pelhampkwy93 April 5, 2013