nub quack

when an anoying noob never stops talking

noob:I own! i own! i own! im am awesome!
random person:dude just shut the hell up! nub quack!

by timmy2step April 27, 2008

Quack

Quacking in the manner of a mallard is what one should do when faced with any ridiculous and unneccessary comment from any idiot in any social situation. It is commonly used by me as a term of derision and contempt.

Idiot: Wow! Did anyone catch that episode of Dawsons last night. It was totally cool!

Me: Quack.

by imnothere27 February 3, 2010

quack cocaine

Fake cocaine

Quack cocaine is fake cocaine stupid.

by crackedhead August 17, 2010

quack quack

Chicken heads who speak ebonics and dont know that chickens go Cluck not quack.

Bob: "Susie, you're SUCH a chickenhead."
Susan: "Fine, then I'll BE a chickenhead. Quack! Quack! Quack!"
Bob: "...That's a duck, Susie."

by imyourpusher April 13, 2006

quack

The sound a Jesquigoduckster makes.

"QUACKKKKKKKKK"

by affraid_of_quack January 29, 2009

quack

An annoying friend who always seems to bring up stupid points and goes on and on about them.

A person who if they were talking on on a SNL skit, the people would laugh at even though he wasn't trying to funny, he's points are just stupid.

"Oh hey guys, I was drawing a circle today and...(30 minutes later) pretty cool huh"

by Pat November 3, 2004

Quack

To masturbate, male or female

So my girlfriend is on her period this week, and ive had to settle with quacking off.

by Same Cup Ward August 15, 2008