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Poor Old Man

Burgdorf's favorite phrase.
Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
by The Real Driller August 30, 2022
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Penthouse Poor

When you're rich as fuck. But won't go out of your way to buy pants for a friend's sister's wedding.
Alex Quiroz doesn't have time to fly back to New York to get pants for the wedding. He's gonna be penthouse poor and just wear jeans instead.
by Lqdboard May 11, 2017
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Kentucky Poorboy

When you use someone elses’s hand for masturbatory purposes. They just sit there unmoving & limp while you grasp your hand around theirs and use it to beat your meat abrasively.
Brandon let Anthony use his hand for a Kentucky Poorboy, so he could feel what a full size hand feels like in the bathroom stall..
by xoxoeleo November 9, 2019
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poor mans blow

Powdered Caffiene; either from crushed caffeine supplements or ordered from a pharmecuetical company. It is only called this when insufflated (snorted)
"You wanna do a couple rails of poor mans blow before class?"

"I just got a half ounce of poor mans blow from Drug Chem Labs."
by Johnny R. July 26, 2007
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Poorice

Poorice can be whatever you want it to be. But there is a catch. Poorice can be whatever you want it to be, EXCEPT FOR POORICE. Poorice can be a noun, an adjective, a verb, an adverb, a metaphor, a simile... anything. It just can't be poorice.
"This cider tastes like poorice. Waaaaah."

Girl: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Friend: It makes your butt look poorice.

Confused: You say poorice can be whatever you want it to be...
Explainee: Except for poorice... :)
Confused: Yes. But what IS poorice?
Explainee: Whatever you want it to be, except for poorice :) duh.
Confused: BUT WHAT IS POORICE?
Explainee: Eurgh, give up.
by ghalighalinomnom April 26, 2009
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Poor Man's Nang

Slang term used to refer to various inhalable substances, which can provide a high to a desperate drug user.

'Nang' itself is a term for nitrous oxide when inhaled for recreational use.

The quintessential poor man's nang is CO2 generated by a shaken soft drink, which is inhaled to provide a mild narcotic effect.
Dan: "Why does Darryl always fill his bong up with soda water?"
Jason: "Probably just getting his poor man's nang."
by htheorem November 6, 2016
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Poor Man's Coke

when you cant afford coca cola so you have to buy faygo or other 1$ alternative soft drinks.
"shit nigga I only got a dollar and 5 cents how tf can I dead ass get you fucking coke"
"Poor Man's Coke nigga deadass get me the root beer faygo"
by niggadeadassdawg August 26, 2017
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