my pants are tight

having an erection, boner, causing pants to become tighter

My pants are tight now that i watchd that porno.

by Jessica September 9, 2003

period pants

pants females save for wearing when they have their period.....not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)

My sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks

by Jake February 28, 2004

Yoga Pants

sexy for even the flattest girls until boys think its too much material and you're exposed

BOY: send a pic of your ass 🤤🤤
GIRL: *takes a photo of booty in yoga pants*

BOY: Nice booty but I dont like the pants... they cover too much...
GIRL: *EXPOSED*

by daddydaddyshowmesomelove October 24, 2018

cum in your pants

Phrase used to describe extreme excitment or pleasure.

When you see this movie, you will cum in your pants!

by dudechick April 19, 2005

plantsexual

What how huh why and well..... yea why what the fuck is stirring in your brain to be sexually attracted to plants like what the fuck was it cosmo from sonic x that made you wanna fuck a plant? uhhhhh i am running out of time so here is asmr of a man jizzing into a cactus's soil (except you read it)

Aw yea i am gonna fuck that cactus because i am a plantsexual aw yeah of fuck HOLY SHIT NO WAIT NO THE PRICKS ARE GOING ON MY DICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DID NOT PLAN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Diagonal Mario 7-8+3 July 29, 2021

fancy pants

Someone who is dressed fancy or act in a fancy matter. usually accompinied by a "Mr." prefix.

We need to return your tuxedo tomorrow Mr. fancy pants.

by Mike Hoff February 16, 2004

pants crisis

1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants

"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"

by Nashala October 24, 2006