Mini-Putt

When you fuck a midget (who is missing an eye) in their eye socket.

"Remember that midget with the eye-patch? I gave her a good 'ol Mini-Putt."

by Kasen August 1, 2007

fart patty

when you fart and you are sitting down and poop comes out and makes a patty

Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"

Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"

by triscuitss March 3, 2009

J patty

J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.

The J Patty.. Americas best creation.

J PATTY ME

by The JPatty eater July 10, 2010

rusty patty

While having sex with a woman, you take a shit on hamburger bun, melt cheese on it, and feed it to the woman.

I can't believe she ate that rusty patty!

by The Hamburgler 2012 October 3, 2013

Pissy-Patty

An expression used to describe a fairly upset individual.

"Samantha's been real PISSY-PATTY ever since her dad died."

by RepublicanPickupTruck35 December 26, 2019

Maid putte

A sexy ugandan chad

Person 1 : Hey! look at thatmuscles

Person 2 : damn, Maid putte!

by velthebird March 18, 2021

port-a-potty mouth

Someone with exceptionally vulgar language. Swears are said at inappropriate times, out of context, and in front of children, authority figures, and clergymen.

Dan: Maria is throwing around f-bombs in front of her boss! What a port-a-potty mouth!

Connie: I was walking the fucking dog and then the piece of shit starting humping a fucking geezer! Can you fucking believe that shit?!

Maddie: Wow, mommy, you have a port-a-potty mouth.

by Mallorina August 21, 2011