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Puppy grooming

v. The use of a puppy or other young animal to attract children or young people with an ulterior motive in mind.
Oi! Check out the girls going to the old paedo over there with the young golden retriever. He's puppy grooming.
by Jeremyhotpepper April 30, 2011
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puppy top

A type of submissive in gay sex that is on top, instead of being in the common bottom role that subs take on. They are almost always partnered with a power bottom. Usually they are on top because their penis is larger then the dom.
Chris is a puppy top looking for his powerbottom.
by Thrasher dick smasher June 30, 2017
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Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.
Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.
by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016
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Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012
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Puppy Break

When a person or persons normal, everyday activity is interrupted by the presence of a dog. Upon seeing the dog, it is typical and encouraged for said person(s) to play with the dog or engage it in a verbal exchange (e.g. "Who is a cute puppy? YOU ARE A CUTE PUPPY!").
Sally brought her pug when she came to visit the office, which was a nice puppy break.
by Fruitonbottom August 21, 2011
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puppy snack

some one that is being useless or "being a pussy"
"stop being such a puppy snack, your not helping at all"
by em1phobic June 10, 2021
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mad puppy

Military term.. referring to military police.
Hey Sarge, the mad puppy got me again…
by leigh_romo December 8, 2014
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