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Cunt blunt punt stunt

When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!
I have heard about it, but never seen a cunt blunt punt stunt happen, in person.
by joshfo August 23, 2012
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Punt Short People Day

by cucoshorty December 24, 2021
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Knock-Knock Cunt Punt

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.
Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"
by shmitbzz69 March 10, 2022
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The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do
“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”
by Shallom69 September 13, 2019
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Punt Time

A software project management term. "Punt Time" is defined as the total time spent across the team in not doing the work. For example, if a developer opens up the issue, reads it, talks to a few people about it, and then decides to work on something else instead, the time spent doing these activities adds to the Punt Time for the issue.
The Punt Time of that bug got so damn large that I decided to just fix the bug so that I can stop attending meetings about it.
by sarzia November 18, 2020
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Punt

In the world of collectable card games (especially magic the gathering and hearthstone), to punt is to make a mistake that causes you to lose a game you were otherwise winning.

Sometimes, people loosen the definition to include all mistakes made in a game, regardless of whether they would actually change the outcome.
I should have realized I had lethal, but I punted by targeting my lightning bolt at my opponent's creature.
by JerrySmith22 February 13, 2022
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Kevin Punt

Is in jail
https colon //tomato-becomes-god.fandom dot com/wiki/Kevin_Punt
Kevin Punt is in jail for 68 years
by co5oo September 23, 2022
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