pinksockectomy

Hemorrhoid surgery. May be the removal of regular hemorrhoids or a more significant pink sock brought on by excessive anal plundering.

I can't wait to heal up from my pinksockectomy. When I do I'm going to let Michael take my smooth tight shit for a test ride.

by marzie918 June 11, 2015

Punk Ass Bitch

Someone who ain’t shit, ain’t never gonna be shit, always on some bullshit, trying to start shit, but nobody gives a shit.

Jessica: Did you see what he said about you in the comments?!
Me: Man, fuck that punk ass bitch!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Punk

A fucking idiot, that often has a band, or plays on drums. But, if a punk does not have a band, you can call your own siblings that, as an inside joke, or if they do something mean to you. If one of your friends comes up to you, and says that you're a punk, and runs away, that certainly means that they're mad at you, and that you should say sorry. But if you tell your friend or sibling something funny, and they start laughing, they may tell you "You Punk!" just because it was a very funny joke. A punk doesn't always have to be mean, but often appears to be weird, has a band, or often goes crazy. You'll often spot a punk doing a cartwheel, or doing a crazy made-up dance.

"Damn, Johannson, why are you being such an idiot?! Isn't it super easy to learn to play the piano?"
"I'm trying! Why are you being so mean, you PUNK!!"

by BigPutz41 April 27, 2022

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.

Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

by ferris is gay March 1, 2021

punkass

A young guy who has no power in the world except the power to annoy.
So he (and his mates) dress and walk like wannabe gangstas, and do things like cross the road super-slow in front of your car forcing you to slow right down, because they know you aren't going to run them over. As they walk by they look at you sullenly.
Punkasses need to get the beatdown as soon as possible so they become plain punks.

'Look at that fucking punkass. Why is he walking like one leg is shorter than the other!? Fucking loser.'

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

mall punk

An underaged kid who thinks listening to music from a movement long before their time and wearing Hot Topic clothing defines them as "who they are". They can be seen hopping out of their mom's mini-van's at malls and travelling in groups of 3 or more because none of them are able to kick ass on their own. It's not hard to spot them amidst the other shoppers who are actually buying things, but you might have difficulty picking one out of his or her "pack" since they all look the freakin' same.

Bob: Damn, I'm sure glad we got jobs as mall security guards!
Larry: Heck yeah, now we get PAID to harass mall punks because they're idiots!

by criticaloversite January 12, 2004

poser punk

Hilary Duff acting/being punk

She thinks she so punk by wearing converse and black clothes and a studded belt.. Oh wow shes so punk..Not

by shut_up_x September 14, 2005